Student 1: What is one of the qualifications necessary to become
president of the United States?
Student 2: You have to be born in America
Student 1: No, you don’t!
Student 2: Yes, you do!
Student 1: President Obama isn’t from America.
Teacher: He is from Hawaii.
Student 1:: Yeah! He was born in Hawaii, which isn’t in America.
Student 2: Hawaii is part of America.
Student 1: I just have this 8th grade head full of too many
facts.
Me: You aren’t in 8th grade. You’re in 9th!
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Student 1: Who was President during the Civil War?
Student 1: George Washington
Student 2: No it wasn’t! Jefferson
Student 3: I put Kennedy.
Sigh…
3 comments:
Jefferson was the first name of the president during the War of Northern Aggression, so Student 2 was almost right :D
You have a lot of teaching to do. :) Good luck!
That sad thing is they learned BOTH of those in my class in 8th grade! Sheesh.
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