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I'm grading tests. Please be amused with me:

Q: Where do most people in New Zealand live?

A: Australia

A: IDK, underwater?

A: Hawaii

BONUS Q: Hosni Mubarak is the president of what country that is currently experiencing civilian unrest against the government?

A: Australia

A: Egipt

A: Eygept

Q: From what continent did the Aborigines arrive?

A: Grate Briten

B: Africa

Q: Name a language spoken in New Zealand? (ps--we just watched a movie that took place there, and I'm pretty sure it was in their language--English)

A: Spanish

Q: The Maori are the native people of _______.

A: aliens

A: immigrants

BONUS Q: What team does the future college basketball MVP, Jimmer Ferdette, belong to?

A: Houstan Rockets

Essay quotes:

"I think that is not fair to take their land because is their land. They should do something better then tooked it from them. A good idea will be talkin to them, and get to. Something better for both of them."

"They were pretty muched tooken off there own land."

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