Braces

23 more days... That is all.

When they think no one's listening...

Student 1: "I don't drink coffee, I'm Mormon."
Student 2: "I drink coffee and I'm Mormon."
Student 1: "Yeah, but you got hit by a car."
Student 2: "Oh, yeah..."
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more to come.

Don't try this at Work

If you teach at a public school in a racially diverse part of America, you should probably NEVER say (even if in complete innocence) this:

When asked by a non-white student if he could copy some one's assignment, I responded, "This is America! We aren't lazy!"

You better believe I apologized up and down and seriously had no intentions of making it sound that way. Whew. I turned red. Embarrassing.